tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post9131979796017283445..comments2024-03-28T03:21:30.224-04:00Comments on Pimp My Novel: Mid-Week Round-UpUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-70825816959882835492020-08-01T09:38:02.068-04:002020-08-01T09:38:02.068-04:00Hello friends out there my name is Alex Daniel i a...Hello friends out there my name is Alex Daniel i am a vampire i was born in <br />California am 40 years old i love being a vampire because i always get what <br />i want i have initiate a lot of friends and family members, young and old <br />,if you have interest and you want to be a vampire you are free i can turn <br />you and you will be one of us. Fame, money, anything you want will <br />defiantly be yours contact vampireword74@gmail.com or what sapp on <br />+2348073245515allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06926619437123655122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-83445493773723701302019-10-17T00:25:40.544-04:002019-10-17T00:25:40.544-04:00This blog is without a doubt awesome and informati...This blog is without a doubt awesome and informative. <a href="http://www1.judi-ikan.com/daftar-tembak-ikan/" rel="nofollow">osg777</a> I have picked up helluva handy advices out of this amazing blog. I ad love to come back over and over again. Thanks!jonethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15911560923291919347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-77205370709097143572010-10-09T19:39:07.717-04:002010-10-09T19:39:07.717-04:00marqgibs
Cheap Ebooksmarqgibs<br /><a href="http://www.plrprivatelabelrights.com/plr-ebooks" rel="nofollow">Cheap Ebooks</a>mgibs17https://www.blogger.com/profile/07407326263865572668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-55808551154085122912010-10-07T12:52:16.560-04:002010-10-07T12:52:16.560-04:00t were a cruel fate cast on him. He strove in all ...t were a cruel fate cast on him. He strove in all things to be plain: in dress, in manner, and in speechrandrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13657328977248829350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-58856206583359844952010-09-09T14:46:22.459-04:002010-09-09T14:46:22.459-04:00Rolls Royce Phantom<a href="http://www.rollsroycecollector.com" rel="nofollow">Rolls Royce Phantom</a>michael09https://www.blogger.com/profile/08967369833312164539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-4289141378600218292009-09-11T22:50:55.750-04:002009-09-11T22:50:55.750-04:00Amish vampires are already passé. What you want i...Amish vampires are already passé. What you want is a Jehovah's Witness Vampire. <br /><br />http://bloodwitness.com<br /><br />(This is called Pimp My Novel, right?)Hittmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02854153452171064331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-63935930981230858022009-07-24T22:04:10.108-04:002009-07-24T22:04:10.108-04:00When the fire alarm rang, Rebecca was feeding on t...When the fire alarm rang, Rebecca was feeding on the deacon behind the courting-buggy.<br /><br />JRAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-78198809603907365892009-07-23T22:31:04.484-04:002009-07-23T22:31:04.484-04:00Hezekiah quickly wiped the blood from his mouth, h...Hezekiah quickly wiped the blood from his mouth, hurrying so that he might timely arrive at the 2 am barn-raising and avoid the arrival of the zombie corpse-eaters who frequented the Pennsylvania Dutch country.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00406631361829155128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-52242445390132866032009-07-23T13:15:35.164-04:002009-07-23T13:15:35.164-04:00"The moon was black and red as it rose behind..."The moon was black and red as it rose behind the distant trees, casting thin strips of light down on Moses as he crouched over the twitching deer and drank the warm blood in methodical rhythmic gulps, the blood dribbling down his long black beard, falling onto his grandfather's straw hat: the final renouncing of his beloved family's order."<br /><br />Something like that. If I were actually writing that seriously, I would probably not have put the bit about the beard and hat and stuff, but I was trying to get the Amishness across. (shrug)Dulukhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02480650545522930136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-18102969463848010352009-07-23T12:40:49.958-04:002009-07-23T12:40:49.958-04:00It was nearing 4am. William turned the television...It was nearing 4am. William turned the television off, scowling at the closing credits of "The Village." It had been nearly a decade since the vampire took his life from him in Lancaster, and now the very same asshole had made this wretched movie.brian_https://www.blogger.com/profile/17858717169247333546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-44069003303448126612009-07-23T09:27:00.181-04:002009-07-23T09:27:00.181-04:00I vote for Gary's! Now that I've seen his ...I vote for Gary's! Now that I've seen his I can't stop laughing long enough to think of one myself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-37089047866658551772009-07-23T08:26:09.645-04:002009-07-23T08:26:09.645-04:00Dave the vampire loved feeding on the Amish. Their...Dave the vampire loved feeding on the Amish. Their docile nature and loose fitting clothes made them an excellent target. Better yet, given that Amsih people are almost always clad in black, he'd amassed a large assortment of tunics and and would never again have to change his clothes.Sean Cummingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01550744638377851070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-14490644867625245592009-07-23T08:10:33.533-04:002009-07-23T08:10:33.533-04:00Laurel,
I'm glad you posted your blog! Becaus...Laurel,<br /><br />I'm glad you posted your blog! Because I was reading it anyway.<br /><br />Hm, I wonder if this makes me a creepers...you know, Eric didn't make me pay to have a background check done before I started guest posting. But I don't live in England or use MySpace, so I think that automatically means I'm fine.Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04941795551000654396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-86236925551337393422009-07-23T07:55:29.141-04:002009-07-23T07:55:29.141-04:00Penelope:
Ditto. I love the guest blogs. And to t...Penelope:<br /><br />Ditto. I love the guest blogs. And to think...she started last week worried we would throw tomatoes!<br /><br />And Levi: I'm a moron...sorry!Laurelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06120847492230531939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-9505936702257678152009-07-23T06:34:21.160-04:002009-07-23T06:34:21.160-04:00"With direct access denied, child molesting a..."With direct access denied, child molesting authors need to stick with offering candy from vans and the Internet."<br /><br />Oh, man! This post is hilarious, and so are the comments. I've opened like 20 new tabs!<br /><br />I'm off to Tweet this.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07706877841667590803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-32312504297248155042009-07-22T23:08:44.550-04:002009-07-22T23:08:44.550-04:00Great guest blogging!
Ella sighed--in frustration...Great guest blogging!<br /><br />Ella sighed--in frustration rather than the pleasure she'd hoped for--as Ben fumbled with the hook-and-eye closures at the top of her blouse. She caught him at the wrist and felt his pulse throb agains her cold palm as she pushed him away. "Just let me do it," she said, annoyed by the human's inept seduction. A rustling came from the outside the barn. She covered Ben's mouth before he could speak. She sniffed the air--the flesh approaching was dead, but unlike hers, it was also rotting. The zombie king had found her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-9872292229213295622009-07-22T21:52:24.224-04:002009-07-22T21:52:24.224-04:00Hey Levi,
I don't technically "have my o...Hey Levi,<br /><br />I don't technically "have my own blog"--like a child, a blog needs attention and time, and I'm working my way up. This guest posting is kind of like having a puppy, and I'll try to graduate to a blog-baby.<br /><br />I don't think I'm there yet, as Eric won't even let me have my own username (which is probably really smart, as I have a tendency to abuse power).<br /><br />Also, I am in love with these Amish vampire stories. We might have to start a legit genre, Amishstakes (thanks Anon!), which I like both because it's fitting and because it sounds like Sean Connery saying, "Ah, mistakes."Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04941795551000654396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-40892813647156583562009-07-22T21:25:42.464-04:002009-07-22T21:25:42.464-04:00Levi:
I think you are talking to me since I don&#...Levi:<br /><br />I think you are talking to me since I don't see a "Laura" on the comment thread. Please forgive if I am mistaken.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.unhingedseriously.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">This</a> is my humble blog. Not to be confused with a bog.<br /><br />We share heritage somewhere...my surname is Montgomery!Laurelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06120847492230531939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-79953359282131842732009-07-22T20:18:54.742-04:002009-07-22T20:18:54.742-04:00Laura, if there's a link here to your blog, I&...Laura, if there's a link here to your blog, I'm missing it. And your blog definitely needs to be in my Google Reader.<br /><br />So, a link...?Levi Montgomeryhttp://www.levimontgomery.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-66609647212148312212009-07-22T18:45:02.271-04:002009-07-22T18:45:02.271-04:00The zombie carried an Amish quilt and straw hat aw...The zombie carried an Amish quilt and straw hat away from the crime scene in a jerky shuffle, and my honor, as a greater form of undead, the vampire, was thoroughly insulted.Lucas Darrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01405530729663443670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-27780442772201914752009-07-22T13:57:47.750-04:002009-07-22T13:57:47.750-04:00Electric lighting can be hell on pasty white skin,...Electric lighting can be hell on pasty white skin, a compelling reason for a new-born vampire to take up residence in the rural Pennsylvania Amish community, a place where slashed throats could easily be blamed on ancient farm equipment with scant safety features.Nolan Petersonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-40137899751538897452009-07-22T13:42:51.533-04:002009-07-22T13:42:51.533-04:00Elijah waited in the hayloft for the pale-faced v...Elijah waited in the hayloft for the pale-faced vampires to come closer. He crouched near the door and took his straw hat off to make his silhouette smaller. The axe felt heavy in his hands and his beard was slick with sweat. The first abomination neared, and Elijah would have fallen on it if Rebecca had not streaked from the house with her skirts up at her knees.Matthew Delmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11452378192874048547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-4484323013435126232009-07-22T13:32:49.304-04:002009-07-22T13:32:49.304-04:00I am SO glad I'm not the only one who thought ...I am SO glad I'm not the only one who thought the removal of improperly authorized books from Kindle was maybe not EXACTLY like Kristallnacht.CKHBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17741681893677604323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-1833272350329442962009-07-22T13:06:23.250-04:002009-07-22T13:06:23.250-04:00Rebecca was thinking entirely unpure thoughts as s...Rebecca was thinking entirely unpure thoughts as she watched Ezekial walk towards her the skin of his hands sparkling with the last rays of the setting sun. Never before had she felt such a strong attraction to a man, God forgive her. <br /><br />Suddenly, Ezekial became a blur as he ran towards her grabbing a pitchfork and stabbing the shambling decaying hulk of a man who was shuffling up behind her. <br /><br />"They rise." he saidAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17446290757921911032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7733835506387656648.post-20799927085346074892009-07-22T12:51:33.912-04:002009-07-22T12:51:33.912-04:00Okay, here is my go:
It were a cruel fate cast on...Okay, here is my go:<br /><br />It were a cruel fate cast on him. He strove in all things to be plain: in dress, in manner, and in speech. But he was not plain. He suffered to be named for Abel yet bear the curse of Cain, the curse that forever separated him from his beloved Rachel. Were it not writ in the Book that two who are unequal should not be yoked together?<br /><br />Never were a pair more unequal than he, a vampire, and she, his faithful Amish love.<br /><br />If I could only work a pirate in there I'd be ready for submission!<br /><br />Cheers!Laurelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06120847492230531939noreply@blogger.com