Thursday, February 4, 2010

Good Idea/Bad Idea

If you ever watched the '90s cartoon show Animaniacs, you probably saw a segment in the program called "Good Idea/Bad Idea." If you've never seen Animaniacs, here's a two-minute compilation of some of the Good Idea/Bad Idea sketches (courtesy of Youtube). Hilarious!

Now then: in the publishing world, there are very often scenarios in which what would otherwise be a great idea is actually a terrible idea due to one or two crucial detail(s). As part of your (and, frankly, my) continued education in this industry, I present to you the following examples:

Good Idea: Venting to your friend, spouse, significant other, &c about a negative review of your book.
Bad Idea: Venting to Twitter, Facebook, the Internet at large, &c about a negative review of your book.

Good Idea: Following an agent's guidelines when submitting your novel.
Bad Idea: Following an agent to his or her office/car/home to submit your novel.

Good Idea: Reading industry blogs to improve your writing and querying.
Bad Idea: Reading industry blogs instead of writing or querying.

Good Idea: Selling yourself in order to promote your novel.
Bad Idea: Literally selling yourself in order to promote your novel.

Good Idea: Setting aside a specified block of time to write each day.
Bad Idea: Setting aside your family, friends, and day job to write each day. (May lead to the above scenario.)

Feel free to create your own good idea/bad idea in the comments!

20 comments:

  1. Good idea: Be aware of the Rules of grammar and traditional storytelling when you write (e.g. no passive voice, show don't tell, etc.)

    Bad idea: Blind adherence to the Rules, leading to missed opportunities to build your own unique voice by bending and breaking Rules when appropriate.

    Narf.

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  2. And now it's time to spin the Wheel of Morality! The moral of today's story is: COMBREVIATIONS RULES!

    (Hey, in Animaniacs, the moral's not supposed to be related to the actual topic at hand.)

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  3. Good idea: Responding with an "I-O!" when a fellow Ohioan says "O-H!" on a public forum.

    Bad Idea: Living in Ohio and claiming to be a Buckeyes fan and not responding in the above manner or worse, not knowing why you should.

    That was for Rick. Now my real one. :)

    Good idea: Giving a fellow author public praise of their work because you enjoyed reading it and want to offer sincere support.

    Bad idea: Kissing ass to get ahead/ get noticed/ make yourself feel more important than you are.

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  4. Oh, man, I loved that show so much. So glad to see I'm not alone (and I'm not the only one who thinks of that every time I see someone comparing a good idea/bad idea).

    Let's see. Good idea: Rewarding yourself with chocolate for completing your manuscript.

    Bad idea: Rewarding yourself with chocolate for completing a sentence. (Unless it's REALLY been one of those days.)

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  5. LOL @ Rick Daley!

    "Good Idea: Reading industry blogs to improve your writing and querying.
    Bad Idea: Reading industry blogs instead of writing or querying."

    That's one I learned last year. Sigh.

    Good idea: Realize at age 9 you want to be a writer!
    Bad idea: Realize at age 9 you want to be a writer. It's a tough life.
    (Worse idea: Whine about what you love. Lol.)

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  6. Good idea: Send a SASE along with your query!
    Bad idea: Send a HEAD SHOT along with your query!

    Good idea: Pitch your novel to an agent at a conference!
    Bad idea: Pitch your novel to an agent in the conference bathroom.

    LOVE THESE! :)

    Helloooooooooo, Nurse!

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  7. @Lydia: That is the best advice ever! I mean, I'm brilliantly smart, but you are almost as wonderful as me. I can't wait until can be BFFs and have joint book parties together ZOMG!!1!

    Ahem.

    Good Idea: Watching Oprah interview Gerard Butler whilst eating bon-bons.

    Bad Idea: Telling "Dear Agent" that Oprah will surely pick your book for her club.

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  8. Good Idea: Pitching a novel to an agent.
    Bad Idea: Pitching an agent.

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  9. Awesome post!

    Good idea: Blogging to share lessons learned, build community, and make connections with other writers.

    Bad idea: Blogging to vent about rejection, the publishing industry, and your mother-in-law.

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  10. @Lucy,
    Almost as wonderful as you?
    Ass-kissing fail.

    Wait... you have bon-bons? Never mind then. We're good.

    Good idea: Having a fake BFF with an ample supply of bon-bons.
    Bad idea: Sorry, I don't see a down side to this.

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  11. @Lydia
    Would some Quick After-Battle Triple Chocolate Cake be good enough for BFF status? I'm even within a few hours drive.

    Good Idea: Reading fantasy authors who like chocolate cake.
    Better Idea: Reading a fantasy author who will create a chocolate cake recipe on her editor's request. (Patricia Wrede mentioned this cake as the winning entry baked by a barbarian swordsman in "Utensile Strength," an Enchanted Forest story featured in Book of Enchantments. Jane Yolen asked for the recipe before talking revisions. Wonderful ladies, both of them.)

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  12. Good idea: Reading and commenting on other writers' blogs in order to network, share and learn new things.

    Bad idea: "Hey you! You like writing, yeah? Check out my blog, okay? Cool. Bye."

    We're writermanie,
    Totally insaney,
    Inks and quills and brainy,
    WRITERMANIACS!

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  13. Good idea: Write what you know.
    Bad idea: Write what you know.

    (WV: Ugnes. Hey, Eric, I think your blog's word verification is saying nasty things about the way I look.)

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  14. Coming here today was a Bad Idea.

    But at least it's pointed me back to my keyboard.

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  15. You said:

    "Bad Idea: Reading industry blogs instead of writing or querying."

    This is so me. I'm an aspiring YA novelist. I had a prologue and two chapters when I started reading writing/publishing blogs. Since then, I've done a third chapter, and strengthened the prologue - but that's all I've accomplished in 3 months.

    I've accumulated a HUGE portfolio of witty (or not) blog comments, however.

    -Steve

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  16. haha, I love the animaniacs and some of these are great.

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  17. Good idea: write a high concept novel.
    Bad idea: write a time travel, werewolf and vampire, psychic soul guide ghost with amnesia historical romance novel with fantasy elements.
    (Guilty as charged but only once, I swear!)

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  18. I agree with the bad ideas! and also I think would be a better idea, reading a fantasy author who will create a chocolate cake called Viagra Online recipe on her editor's request! Sounds very funny too.

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